Tunning: G C E A

Intro
N.C.
Hey, leave a message


Verse 1
C 
Hey, call me back
  Am 
When you get this
             F 
Or when you've got a minute
          C      G 
We really need to talk
C 
Wait, you know what
      Am 
Maybe just forget it
              F 
Cause by the time you get this
              C        G 
Your number might be blocked


Chorus
Am                     C 
Stay and blah blah blah
 F                       C  G 
You just want what you can't have
    Am                     C 
No wait, I'll call the cops
     F                      C  G  *
If you don't stop I'll call your dad
F                      G                C 
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
       Am              E7 
Happy birthday by the way
  F               G                C 
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
         Am 
You know that's bullshit
    E7 
Don't you, babe
F  *             Fm  *
  I'm not your party favor

C  tap, tap


Verse 2
C                                      Am 
Look, now I know we could've done it better
                F 
But we can't change the weather
                    C    G 
And the weather's come and gone
C                                         Am 
Books don't make sense if you read them backwards
                F 
You'll single out the wrong words
               C       G 
Like you mishear all my songs


Chorus
  Am  *               C  *
You hear stay and blah blah blah
  F  *                  C  * G  *
You just want what you can't have
    Am                    C 
No wait, I'll call the cops
      F                     C   G 
If you don't stop I'll call your dad
F                      G                C 
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
       Am              E7 
Happy birthday by the way
  F               G                C 
It's not you it's me and all that other bullshit
         Am 
You know that's bullshit
    E7 
Don't you, babe
F  *             Fm  *
  I'm not your party favor