Tunning: E A D G B E

Verse 1
   A 
What is it about them?
          E 
I must be missing something
             Bm 
They just keep doing nothing
    Dm 
Too intoxicated to be scared
   A 
Better off without them
            E 
They're nothing but unstable
              Bm 
Bring ashtrays to the table
     Dm                 N.C.
And that's about the only thing they share

Chorus
    F#m 
I'm in their second hand smoke
 Dm 
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Bm                           E 
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
    F#m 
One designated drives home
F 
Only one who's not stoned
Bm                            E 
Don't give me a Xanny now or ever

Interlude
N.C.
Can you check if you're breathing? Oh my god

(And it's like, wait, like, when?)


Verse 2
     A 
Wakin' up at sundown (Ooh)
              E 
They're late to every party (Ooh)
      Bm 
Nobody's ever sorry (Ooh)
      Dm 
Too inebriated now to dance
        A 
Morning as they come down (Come down)
               E 
Their pretty heads are hurting (Hurting)
               Bm 
They're awfully bad at learning (Learning)
      Dm 
Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance


Chorus
    F#m 
I'm in their second hand smoke
 Dm 
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Bm                           E 
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
    F#m 
One designated drives home
F 
Only one who's not stoned
Bm                            E 
Don't give me a Xanny now or ever



Bridge
Bm                                        E 
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
 F#m 
On your cigarette break
  E 
I can't afford to love someone
           F#m         E          D 
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake



Outro

   A 
What is it about them?
          E 
I must be missing something
             Bm 
They just keep doing nothing
    Dm 
Too intoxicated to be scared

N.C.
Hmm, hmm

N.C.
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm

N.C.
Come down

N.C.
Hurting

N.C.
Learning