C      D                  G 
Mr. McCarthy killed the light
           F               C 
He didn't wake his lovely wife
             D              G 
He left the key inside the door
Woke on the wrong side of the bed
She can't remember what he said
But she sure knew what he had done

A 
Little choices in a
F 
A little town maybe a
C               G             F 
Little man is right to be afraid
Biblic moralization
Identity frustration
Confused man cannot ruin his heart
       C       B      F               G            C 
So he may be fucking her, but he's thinking about him

Catherine McKinnon does exist
She likes to call herself a feminist
A crusader who fights the pain
But what she really hates is sex
Erotic images oppress
And debase women as a whole
Simple solutions create-
d by black and white thinking
Too bad the world don't work that way
Catherine should get busy porkin'
That dolt Andrea Dworkin
I think they need a good hard fuck
So she may be off her back, now she needs to get off ours

C         B         A 
A little man sits alone
     C     D                      G 
His sexuality's been carved in stone
C          D 
He don't love her
     G         D      C 
And she don't really care
C            D                G 
Two victims of the black and white

Outro: G B C A G  Or something like that