Heavy Petting Zoo (Epitaph 1996)
What's The Matter With Kids Today?

IMHO, not a very good song, but at least it's easy to play.

A C A C A C G     ----- (this part is kind of like "Plateau" by Meat Puppets)

A                  C              A          C 
There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood
A             C        G 
They always listen to Mom
A           C     A        C 
They disregard civil disobedience
A              C             G 
They'd rather do what they should
            F         C       G 
They don't drink or fuck or fight
               F        C                  G 
They all stay home and read, expand their minds

There's something wrong with the kids in my cul-de-sac
They're always going to church
They dress well and they're speaking articulate
They show each other respect
They're never late, don't smoke or break rules
They all eat right, study hard and like school.

There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood...