How peculiar
(R. Williams/G. Chambers)

G      F                G 
I am all of the above babe
F                                G 
Johnny long strokes to the grave
F              D           G           C 
Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle
Rub me rub me up right lovely
If you lick it, then lick it battery
Good and properly all night if you want
G  D C                                 G   D 
I haven't got a clue what to do with you
C                            G D 
I need for you to love me so much
C                                    A 
Jesus what am I gonna do with this crush
      Bb                                          G 
Just get the old fella and whack it up against her tush
G-F....D Bb C 
C 
How peculiar
Bend your long legs against the sofa
In the Dorchester you can get your all brain
I'm not into hard sports
Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you
Jesus all the things my head is going through
God what am i gonna do with this crush
Just whack the old man out and get it up
against your tush
How peculiar
Jesus what am I to do man
I am a depressed man
Not sure what I'm doing all of the day
How peculiar
I am all of the above man
I have what you want man
If you want me here i am
Come and get it baby
Uhh!