Friggin In The Riggin

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    C                G 
It was on the good ship Venus
    F              C 
By Christ ya shouldda seen us.
 C                F 
The figurehead was a whore in bed,
     G              C 
And the mast a mammoth penis.
C                       G 
The captain of this starker
 F                 C 
He wept to leave his mother.
 C                    F 
He wasn't fit to shovel ***
  G            C 
From one place to another.

 C               G 
Chorus:        
Friggin' in the riggin'
 F               C 
Figgin' in the riggin'
 C               F 
Friggin' in the riggin'
       G                C 
There was *** all else to do.